WALL STREET MONKEYS
9 monkeys created
Madame Elaine
WALL STREET MONKEY #3 · est. August 15, 2026 · Jul 2016 – Jul 2026 backtest
▼ UnderperformerUncommonRank #3 of 5top 0.052% of combos
Monkey
+184.0%
$10,000 → $28,398
S&P 500
+298.3%
$10,000 → $39,834
Alpha
−114.4 pp
CAGR +11.0% vs +14.8%
Luck Score
14.0
luckier than 14.0% of 10,000 monkeys
$10k$20k20182020202220242026MONKEYS&P 500
Best pick: AMP +563.9%Worst pick: UPS +17.5%
In the Zoo
Madame Elaine underperformed with conviction.Fully committed. Wrong direction.
Madame Elaine's Portfolio10 stocks · equal weight · buy & hold · Jul 2016 – Jul 2026 · dividends included
TickerCompanyWeightInvestedEnd ValueReturn
AMPAmeriprise Financial10.0%$1,000$6,639+563.9%
EXCExelon10.0%$1,000$2,149+114.9%
DHID. R. Horton10.0%$1,000$4,695+369.5%
IEXIDEX Corporation10.0%$1,000$2,769+176.9%
STESteris10.0%$1,000$3,458+245.8%
INCYIncyte10.0%$1,000$1,325+32.5%
NOCNorthrop Grumman10.0%$1,000$2,775+177.5%
UPSUnited Parcel Service10.0%$1,000$1,175+17.5%
DDDuPont10.0%$1,000$1,768+76.8%
ACNAccenture10.0%$1,000$1,646+64.6%
Universe: today's S&P 500 constituents — survivorship bias applies, and it flatters the monkey. Methodology. Wall Street Monkeys is an entertainment and educational simulation. Random portfolios are not investment recommendations.
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Wall Street Monkeys is an entertainment and educational simulation. Random portfolios are not investment recommendations. Historical performance is simulated and is not a prognosis. No monkeys were consulted on actual asset allocation.