The Best Monkeys on Wall Street
All-time · The Zoo · selection bias fully intended
| # | Monkey | Return | Alpha | Luck |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Maurice#6 | +265.8% | −32.5 pp | 37.5 |
| 2 | Gordon Gorilla#5 | +196.6% | −101.7 pp | 17.5 |
| 3 | Madame Elaine#3 | +184.0% | −114.4 pp | 14.0 |
| 4 | Sir Stanley#4 | +124.1% | −174.2 pp | 2.6 |
| 5 | Sir Marge#2 | +87.9% | −210.5 pp | 0.4 |
The Worst Monkeys
Celebrating incompetence since 2026.
| # | Monkey | Return | Alpha | Luck |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Sir Marge#2 | +87.9% | −210.5 pp | 0.4 |
| 2 | Sir Stanley#4 | +124.1% | −174.2 pp | 2.6 |
| 3 | Madame Elaine#3 | +184.0% | −114.4 pp | 14.0 |
| 4 | Gordon Gorilla#5 | +196.6% | −101.7 pp | 17.5 |
| 5 | Maurice#6 | +265.8% | −32.5 pp | 37.5 |