WALL STREET MONKEYS
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KEVIN ▲ +1,847%DR. BANANAS ▲ +1,492%BARRY ▼ −99.8%SUSAN ▲ +1,186%GERALD ▼ −97.9%MR. PEANUTS ▲ +1,104%MILDRED ▲ +64.2%KEVIN ▲ +1,847%DR. BANANAS ▲ +1,492%BARRY ▼ −99.8%SUSAN ▲ +1,186%GERALD ▼ −97.9%MR. PEANUTS ▲ +1,104%MILDRED ▲ +64.2%
The world's largest experiment in investment luck

CAN A MONKEY BEAT WALL STREET?

We give monkeys $10,000 and ten random stocks. No research. No strategy. No idea what they're doing. Some of them became investment legends.

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Millions of monkeys will try.
Ten random stocks. Ten years. One benchmark to beat.
Yours is waiting ↓
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